We're all broken in Texas. But my little sister always says what I can't suno.com/s/GcSlN7QpEMXH…

Since you sheeple can barely do a zipper merge there no way you could handle the Epstein list

How many of you know what this is & what it's used for?

I just realized I have zero mentions of my youngest and his lovely wife who made me a Papa Meet Miles Davis

This is men doing high speed ballet

Male Ballet

We as a society have to fiercely reject this American just bought a brand new 2025 Toyota. You must pay a monthly subscription fee to - $15 a month to stream music to the screen in your own vehicle. Your own phone’s Bluetooth won’t work - $15 per month to use the screen of your

This is hands down the best rebuke of Jasmine Crockett I have ever seen. You’re gonna want to see this. Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! 👏

Trump may have his ideas about the White House East Wing. I'm looking at opening hard liquor, handgun, and hooker night at my new Gaza casino

Excellent piece. Worth your time to read

I love Crystal Smeth at Possum MX Park. She says that the baby smells like pre-mix The sad part is I understand everything she said.

Understand folks the only qualification for a ride-share driver is a smartphone and pulse This is my favorite Lyft driver wig out newschannel5.com/news/viral-vid…

Just so you can outrun this gauntlet youtu.be/poMziZfv7uI

Some days you just need to stay in the RV

Why is that old dried up gash Nancy Grace still on Fox News ? Her accusations and failings against the Duke Lacrosse team should have stripped her of any authenticity and banned her from TV forever. She should drive far out into the desert and suck on the .38 until it cums

Just so the rest of the country, and the world, understand Texicans and Tejanos. We're the nicest people you'll ever meet. And the worst to piss off

MEXICO CITY — In a bombshell report that has European defense ministers frantically googling “how to say ‘we surrender’ in Spanish,” intelligence analysts have confirmed that one Mexican cartel is now better trained, better equipped, and significantly more motivated than most

TDS News Because reality is already a parody DALLAS, TX — In a stunning display of trailblazing victimhood, Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) has made history as the first Black woman to pull the race card before she even lost her Senate race. “I ain’t finna wait for the polls to