FREE MONEY HACK. Give everyone food stamps. See magic 50% gains. ??? Profit(?)

I need more Norwegian Stomp-Clap Goregrind in my life.

Few things are better than dramatic readings of instant copypastas

Not sure what I enjoyed more: "AAHH, em-dashes everywhere" or that their thermostat runs DOOM.

The likelihood of Finding Out discourages people from Fucking Around.

My neo robot running on day 4 of cleaning my rifles and loading mags--

Imagine how fast your commute will be on 95 after Jack Ciattarelli ends NJ's sanctuary state policies VOTE NOW

Get out there and vote for Jack if you live in NJ. New Jersey is such a great state but it’s suffered too long under crap leadership.

Another banger from Luther. 🔥

My wife when I explain how a PVS30 is a business expense, and how being in the red is actually a tax strategy.

Y'all I found the source of the midwit meme in a book written by a Dominican monk in 1920

You'd have to be really stupid to equate "insurance" with "care". Everyone celebrating Luigi know this, yet at the same time they're still gargling Obama's balls.

The duality of Grok:

It's funny because it's true. . Did I write funny? I meant sad and heartbreaking :-/

There's a broadly applicable lesson here, but most Americans aren't ready for that conversation.

Translation to English: "We're sending out more hi-viz cunts to pretend we're going to protect people celebrating Christmas." GMP, GFY.

I think the backlash isn’t simply about what features they’re adding, but rather that it seems to be at the expense of everyday quality of life features and user experience. - Why is file explorer search still so slow? - Why does the start menu search return web results? - Why