Screw you guys, I'm going home

Day 1 of isolating: I’m gonna get so much stuff done around the house! Day 3:

I’ve never skydived, but I’ve come seconds away from shitting my pants. Pretty sure the adrenaline rush is comparable.

Houses be like: “Oh you’re in the midst of a global pandemic with the threat of losing your source of income any day? How about needing a new water heater!?” #homeownership

If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.

There are now 420 operational Starlink satellites 🛰 😉

Study: ‘Hangin’ In There’ Best One Can Now Feel bit.ly/2AtA7EQ

I dunked a McDonald’s nugget in Wendy’s bbq sauce. I guess you could say I’m a rebel.

69 days after 4/20 again haha

What are your interests ??

The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.

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We have 10 copies of THE DEVIL’S CANDY we want you to have! All you have to do is like this post and comment whether you want Blu-ray or DVD. If you RT, we’ll throw your name in the hat twice. 1 lucky grand prize winner also gets a copy of 777 on vinyl! (US only, sorry!)

How embarrassing to be human.

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Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.

🍀🍀 $2650 Ticket GIVEAWAY! 🍀🍀 $10 MILLION GTD Venom is back and 1B starts today! Giving away a $2650 entry by random draw: 1. Follow Vanessa Kade & ACR Poker 2. Like 3. Retweet Click the "Venom" tab on ACR to check out the ongoing satellites where 750 seats will be won 🔥

Retweet! One lucky follower will be the winner of this #LWYRUP plate signed by the great Bob Odenkirk! #BetterCallSaul #BreakingBad

👀 Sneak a peek at the deepest & sharpest infrared image of the early universe ever taken — all in a day’s work for the Webb telescope. (Literally, capturing it took less than a day!) This is Webb’s first image released as we begin to #UnfoldTheUniverse: nasa.gov/webbfirstimage…