Listened to the AsapSCIENCE SideNote podcast on bird watching, then walked out my door and recognized the mourning dove wing whistle for the first time ever. Greg Brown Mitch Moffit

The Liberals and NDP need to pay for ads on leafs games. It’s the target audience and these Doug Ford ads are horrifying (yes me gay and watching hockey)

we’re screwed lol

Just having one of those days where I’m sad cuz I’ve never seen an ostrich

I can’t tell if Madonna looks like Drake or Drake looks like Madonna

Me closeted in high school while dating a girl named Chloe

thank you for your yoga practice today, namaslay

Being a millennial may be MORTIFYING, but at least we got to come of age during ‘Teenage Dream’

I finally met my DOPPELGANGER Scott Hoying and tested our DNA! Thank you internet for bringing us together *tear flick* TIS' HE THE BRETHREN I NEVER HAD!?!?! Watch here: youtu.be/Dxr9EQg0ghs

The only str8 guys that deserve respect are goalies cuz that seems mad stressful

we're all just plastic sex dolls floating around in the great pacific garbage patch of life

August is the only month I’d rather eat an actual peach over a man’s ass

It’s been 18 years since Nicole Kidman had sexy bath time with a 10 year old boy in that one movie!!!

As an intellectual with two degrees I think ZAYN is the gay one

My fave gossip is devastating world news

the queen is coffin? hope she gets better soon

My new pickup line is ‘I have a cold’

currently crying at the redness of cardinals

Death is the one thing that happens to all of us, yet we generally avoid the topic. Jeremie Saunders has cystic fibrosis. He's been staring death in the face since he was a child. Hear his words of wisdom in this poignant chat on Sidenote by AsapSCIENCE: lnk.to/sidenote_sickb…

problematic Adele