Delete two from your life 1. Alcohol 2. Food 3. Money 4. Sex 5. Weed 6. Music 7. Friends

Twitter hukuwa funny,sai naona kila mtu ameswitch kudanganya SIFUNA vile wako nyuma yake😂Atashangaa sana

Kuna kitu inaitwa dark web,najua wengi wenu hamna clue.

Luhya politicians wangekua na unity wangekua mbali sanaah

Sasa mbona uniambie akili yangu imejaa mavi ya ng'ombe ju my opinion doesn't align with yours😂😂 twitter mko na emotions

Aweke Tu normal door,hakuna creativity hapo plus ni stress tupu Masaa ya kufunga na kufungua

Vile hii jua inawaka ningekuwa na kinywero ingebidi nikuwe mmaasai.

Huezipata sharp boys hapa X (twitter) wako Facebook wakiosha mafala😂

Ka hainibambi hainibambi Scene tukifika tunaiwacha maridadi

Talking stage ikipita 24hours kama bado hamjapanga mechi hiyo ni interview.

Hii enzi nilikuwa naletea Kenya medals tupu.Nilikuwa mbaya sana

Hizi lines zenu za twitter kumbe zinaeza bag baddies😂

I miss the old instagram. Huns walikuwa wanaingia IG live ya X-tian Dela kutuonyesha chupi libido inapanda kuliko taxes

Leo nimekutana na account ilijoin Twitter 2012, nikiwa class 7 bwana.

Ndo umemaliza kunyonga can't just prove it

Sikuizi ukiona mtu anascroll twitter kuna high chances ni mtu mjinga.Twitter actually had intelligent people before these chaotic stupid boys showed up

Ubaya yenu ni kuona mtu na account mpya mnadhani ni new bie Twitter.smh

Umearibu na laughing emojis.Anyway endelea vivyo vivyo,utafika mbali