I need vodka at 5 20am.

Boarded! Excuse the shitty skin but the psoriasis has calmed down and now my acne and PORESSSSSSS are back but idc.

In flight so no clue what's happening but proud pf SW anyway....Unless he loses bigly and starts windmilling his dick at the umpire whilst singing a jazz version of Sweet Caroline in which case I cannot be proud of that.

As I fly into the air, You are playing my Meddy bear. When I come to land in Italy, I hope you've won so very prettily. If not then it is all okay, You've paid for this trip away. I shall forgive my favourite clown. And in my sorrows I will not drown. Twat.

Landed and hotel upgraded is as we are staying for a week and they want us to have a nicer room for FREE! Plaza Sorrento is incredible.

Gutted but since I am Italy I didn't want to see Jannik slap him around in the final anyway! Forget Shanghaiz save EVERYTHING for Paris because I am coming!

Of ALL the fucking things I forgot to bring on holiday it's a handbag.....

Down the lanes shopping!

Got my beautiful handmade in Sorrento cameo earrings.

First meal in Sorrento! Mozzarella and Parma ham followed by Spaghetti with clams and tomatoes bellissima!

Methotrexate days knock me out normally but I am in Sorrento, I can't miss out even if I am just gonna be milling around a bit!

Beef carpaccio with rocket, tomatoes and parmesan for lunch!

Just breathtaking beauty. Wish Mam was here with us

Paradise of tranquility in the middle of the VERY busy Sorrento!

Oh yeah, this is angle just delightful. What a volley from Goncarlo Franco 🎯

Everything reminds me of him.

Corso Italia! 😁

Found out WHY Daniil and Stef have had a flop off this season. They're both busy running this clothes store together in Soreento. They feminised it to put us off the scent. #Stefaniil