Deadline to pay my tax is today ,shall I give it to HM Revenue & Customs or just find a migrant hotel and hand it straight over. Cut out the middleman

Global Top 10 Films on Amazon Prime Video currently: 1. #HeadsOfState 🇺🇸 2. #WarOfTheWorlds 🇺🇸 3. #Prey 🇺🇸 4. #DirtyAngels 🇺🇸 5. #Follow 🇲🇽 6. #TheAccountant2 🇺🇸 7. #AWorkingMan 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 8. #Elevation 🇺🇸 9. #Oppenheimer 🇺🇸 🇬🇧 10. #Kuberaa 🇮🇳

went for a 55.7 mile Ride. strava.com/activities/152… #strava

This has been some month on the bike !

went for a 65.6 mile Ride. strava.com/activities/153… #strava #august #grandfondo

Yup.

Prime Video #HeadsofState #IdrisElba Awesome movie. The none ending action, the amazing special effects, the beautiful settings, the incredible performances, the fun & varied soundtrack, & the twisty-turny plot make this movie a masterpiece. Thanks awesome cast, crew, & PV.

Defo recommend #headsofstate on #prime - brilliant film

is the assassin on prime any good ?

#LEL25 … my start time is 3pm (wanted 4am #ffs) hate waiting to start an event. 🤬

Calm before Storm Floris 😲 #Berneray #OuterHebrides

went for a 33.4 mile Ride. strava.com/activities/153… #strava

Well done Mark, hope storm does effect. got a number friends doing it

That's it from me until tomorrow. You're in safe hands though as Kirsteen will be here early doors to update you on the progress of #StormFloris. Take care. Stay safe. JR

Was sitting at 399 for week so went to Lidl …. #ocd

Some1 flagging rides from 12 years ago ???? #stravawanker

#stormfloris thats the rain on. #glasgow - pointless tweet for fun. I'll update later as I look out the window. Still no wind. sniggers

Needed to run some errands. Can wait. Not going out in that. Big duvet. Couch and a film. Oh chocolate for breakfast. Morning #stormfloris