“You’re thinking of suicide? Good news! Home Depot is currently running a sale on rope.”

ok this is getting ridiculous what ‘biological advantage’ do trans women have at DEAD BY DAYLIGHT

One employee has started saying “Per my last message” in Slack. It began yesterday. Today he used it six times. The phrase carries weight: a corporate escalation wrapped in politeness. I reached out to ask if he was frustrated. He said he wasn’t. I told him language like

What do sweet potatoes wear to bed? Yammies 😂😭 Okay ily byeeee.

Dawg, your in-laws speak another language.

he’s about to be accused of something

I hope TaranTWATio gets the publicity he deserves for shitting on random actors who happen to actually be really cool people 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Damn. How am I not blocked by him after this banger?

Reminder: Shaming these losers works. Dont stop.

Call me crazy, but maybe two men who fathered 17 children with 6 different women shouldn’t be lecturing us about family values.

BREAKING: Luigi Mangione’s legal team just released a statement saying prosecutors gave the media sensitive crime-scene footage on Dec. 9 that was never shown in court and was introduced over objection. The defense says the prosecution is “attempting to distract from a botched

I am super excited to play the games that were announced tonight in 2-4 years

ICE cut off her wedding ring. Sue Tincher is a 55-year-old American citizen: a grandmother, 5’4’, and white. Just in case you thought you’d be safe. She walked to her neighbor’s house after getting alerts that ICE was nearby. She stood across the street and asked an officer if

lol

A dude who ghosted me 10 months ago texted “u up?” at 11pm. I said “yep, tryna link.” He asked for my address, so I sent him a random house from Zillow 😭 An hour later he said “I’m outside.” I silenced my phone, went to sleep, woke up to 50 missed calls and 20 texts 💅🏽 Blocked