Apple Music shuffling algorithm is wild we be listening to Zach Bryan one second and French Montana the next

The dog keeps hopping in videos of me. He’s tryna steel my shine and I won’t stand for it

What’s the HydraLamp version of “Burning the midnight oil”

Just let me live and play chess bruh, I’m bright

Get that wrench outta here, tryna put a hex on me

Cyber truck looks a lot like water dispensing lamp version 1

Cyber truck looks like if a strip mall magician tried to turn me into a bird house

Maybe I should have a #debate with the toaster

Every lamp in LA knew about diddy way before they raided his house fr

What else tf is on my mind this evening

In an alternate universe Rogan is a lesbian

Tom Brady actually looks like a lesbian

What else what else what else

Usher could single handedly bring back gushers but he isn’t and its horse shit

There are children in 3rd world countries who already know Scottie got arrested this morning at #valhala

Love you Bill! Gonna miss you! We all are! Sending thoughts and prayers to the whole Walton family!

We got robbed of the Pardon My Take takies Startup of the Year

Let the record show this lamp stans one athlete and one athlete only Book

#netflixisajoke

We gotta bring back the Gatorade sweat commercials