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COMPUTER FORENSICS ROOM Hacker: (puts on gloves) Okayyy what do we have here?

An '80s passport forger wakes up from a coma and resumes his profession. Much hilarity ensues at the airport.

I write poetry to heal my mouth ulcer. Why the fuck... won't it fucking heal?

NAMBLA meeting: First speaker stands up. "Laddies and gentlemen..."

I think everyone with a protected account posts nudes all day long and it's a porno fuckfest inside

There's a hero inside me but I really think I should tell him to pull out before he's done.

At a Scottish bar in a village. *Door thrown open* The only gay in the village thunders in "Hellooooo laddies!"

Sade at the beginning of her career: Yes it's Sade. You'll think of Marquis de Sade but pronounce it as Shah-dey. Music guy: I don't get it. Sade: Imagine Sean Connery saying it.

Marie Kondo crying and holding her dead dog: Yes, this sparks joy. Why won't it live, dammit? *dog barks* MK: Oh!

Marie Kondo gets shipwrecked on an island... . . proceeds to tidy up Nature.

*exhales, squints like Owen Wilson*

The cannibal had been having constipation, his wife asked him why, he recalled his past meals, a thief was among the people he'd recently eaten: "oh, that was a man lacking in moral fibre."

I don't get those woke people who say my pain is valid and they see me. I don't feel any pain and I am hidden behind 11 layers of firewalls.

Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

God: Jesus my son, it is now time for you to go down to Earth and do my will. Jesus: Alright, dad! I'm gonna be preachin' and castin' out demons and doin' good! Ka pow! By the way, how long will I be there? Holy Spirit (interjecting): That's on a need-to-know basis.

Thanks Oscar Jerome for spending 694 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Sweet Isolation (Metropole Orkest). #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/39cDMNn…