Tembea bro, inapunguza ukabila, chuki na ujinga.

The amount of discipline you need to change your life is crazy.

Weed smokers cough almost to death and be like "this is some good holy shit "

Next time you decide to ignore the 30 reels I sent you, remember I thought of you 30 times, you ungrateful potato.

If your girl is easily accessible to kther men , leave her and let her be, there’s no need of telling her to block them or getting into fights with them

Out of curiosity. What happens if someone can afford to take care of 3?

Some Twitter users don’t even tweet, they just retweet, laugh, and have fun.

Ang’o midwaro e maisha nyawadu, ngima ni nyasaye emapango, kik iwuondwa ni ineno mbele ni osiepa, ng’e ni taabu osiko…

Idk man I feel like ya’ll are too invested over shit I just scroll past 😂

KRA on Tuesday morning updating penalties on a perfectly working system.

Petite girls think they can control us.. first of all, you can.

Can we now agree that going to the CBD to protest is a terrible plan? We’re essentially herding ourselves into a small area to be terrorized. Plus they can blame us for destruction and looting.

Sukari inafanya nini kwa chapo dia?

Maraga gives off that elite “hana mambo mingi” energy. Just here to do what needs to be done, uphold the law, sip his tea then go home for a nap. No roadside threats. No PR tours. Just order, dignity, na thermos moto.

If our parents are beefing that’s none of our business 🤷🏽‍♂️

we grieve for years

What I find particularly mind-boggling about modern dating is that we both need each other, that is why we are meeting & interacting. We are looking to belong with someone. Yet, somehow, each of us is keener on proving they do not need the other. Keener on not losing than winning

I hope you remember that in all of this, the Chief Justice remains silent!!!!

Look at this mazee😭😭😭Killed then dragged into the police station wtf? We are dealing with animals. This is not acceptable!! Happening in Juja