Absolutely not looking forward to uk khawari😭😭😭😭

Had a proper Pakistani experience today 1. Drank shezan 2. A Dukan wala called me “gurya”💀

Seems like machliyan taarien kha gaye hain internet ki phir say 😭

Please pray for us (we are back in hellhole)

When it’s 10 minutes before a meeting and you open the doc you received three days in advance and get one of these

If “Ghabrana Nahi Hai” had a face!

Was parked at my parents house for whole fucking month, how bad is that😔

I just remembered kay pooray trip main crumble ki cookiyan ni khaye, need to book tickets again😔

A 26 year old woman set on FIRE by Husband and MIL infront of her son over dowry demand of Rs. 36 Lakhs. Centuries old atrocities on women haven't reduced but risen in recent times. But please tell me how men these days fear marriage in the Indian Subcontinent.

Completely forgot to mention, 4 flights in last month and not a single crying kid, am I Allah’s favorite?

Biryani kahan hai?

Yeh hoti hai Biryani (jo mai banata ho) 🙋🏻‍♂️

ugh

But mens rights sarrrr All womann evil sarrrr But alimony sarrrr Fuck you

Yes, all* men, every single one of them.

Teenager?

Mmmmm how can someone be this dumb bhae

Killed a spider 👍

sUpeRiOR inTeLlEct pOweRfuL BieNG 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

“Thori dair so jati hn”