It REALLY irritates me that pharma cos R mixing antipsychs N w/their antidepressants & just calling them antidepressants. THEN they’ve the nerve2put up ads4a tardive dyskenisia med w/out saying the antipsychs caused it & INSTEAD OF researching ways2 🛑 it as a side effect B!tches

Things that make you go hmm:

My ears aren’t working correctly this morning: one commercial started out, “Ok you whore,” and some song lyrics, “treat me like a back hoe.” All I can say is that’s most definitely not what they said…I’m pretty sure…😒

Dear Bots: I do not want financial success, please stop asking. I have wrapped all my hopes, dreams, and finances in the 2 trunks of money that Nigerian prince SWORE he’d send me in that chain email in 1997…

You need to seriously consider the precedence you’re setting and what that truly means when turn about is fair play…

I'd pay 😅

Before you ask how the wedding went, just know I am watching the Purge movies to cheer myself up…

Ever notice the people talking about the necessity of sacrifice never seem to sacrifice anything of their own??

You're never too young or old to pick up that instrument and start learning.

We’ve gone from “stop and frisk” to “stop and whisk”

Ngl, I don’t check a person’s politics before I respond. I’m not marrying them, I’m having a semi conversation. My location has trained me well. If u think u should be able to control my feed, or anyone that’s not u, I suggest choking on a very large, bright blue, donkey…d!ck 🤷‍♀️

I can’t listen to the “official” updates bc every one of those dovche bags are using “Gulf of America.” Plus, the orange around their mouths is a little distracting…

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the teacher that spent class looking at dead bodies on that one site that was super gross, and sharing them with the students…🤔

I’m not gonna break the law. I’m gonna waltz and skirt and twirl that line with grace, pizazz, and WTF.

Dear Impromptu Search Party, Ruairi has been located!!! Ruairí Ó Cléirigh 🇮🇪🇺🇸

Life hack: Mute the tv & play Entry of the Gladiators as Destitute Donny walks on stage or mad libs his way thru a kindergarten level speech. I started doing this during his 1st term & it does help 😂 youtu.be/_B0CyOAO8y0?si…

They’ve been drunk on infinite growth in a finite space for so long, they’ve mistaken flavor-aid for communion wine…