*shitposting intensifies*

// Jethro 2fancy4me

"Sexy redheads on my TL" Whips out that beard comb and grooooms.

My TL has become men tweeting about women. Disgrace.

I don't bother Luka, I BROTHER him.

*Reminisces of the olden LoLRP days for a split second before returning to his work*

Nothing moves me more. youtube.com/watch?v=EE7Xka…

Who made you the Boss Man?

"I believe we are at a halt with production lines. Should probably check what is it that is hindering my workers from producing. I should."

"Now my plan can take place! I shall replace my workers with monkeys and then train them to create robots who will in turn replace them!"

"MA R V E L O US."

Note to self: Halt self augmentation procedures. I don't even remember what drugs I am on anymore.

*sneezes and a house crumbles down*

I relate to this post in some way or another. x.com/abnormalwriter…

If your TL begins wobbling, it garners new colors or you expirience some nausea- You shouldn't have drank from the flask I gave you.

Oh no ma'am, your mirror isn't broken, that's just how you look. Unfortunately Frosts Clockworks can't fix that.

Dear adversary, Please send better assassins next time. Yours truly, Not Dead.

Well I just patched all your wounds up. Be glad that you are still living after my help. Dont be bitchin' about my stichin'.

Hey now, you're an all star.

Dont ever talk to me or my automatons ever again.