sinto que se saísse à rua com uma t-shirt a dizer I <3 CP iria ter que dar várias explicações desnecessárias

Bolieiro garante categoricamente que não vai haver resgate da RAA é o primeiro sinal de que vai haver um resgate da RAA

Baseball is a good sport to introduce to a child because it teaches them that evil and despair always prevail

CEO of FC Augsburg: “I would advise everyone to buy a season ticket.”

Eu acredito que a Ana de Armas vai responder às minhas dms

Ok mas como assim Cascais é twinned com a faixa de Gaza

call the cops bitch

o meu ódio por israel é diretamente proporcional ao conhecimento que vou adquirindo sobre israel

If you have a frustrating day at work today, just remember that the Artemis II crew had to take time out of their mission to troubleshoot their Microsoft Outlook app.

Imagine being prompted to sign in with Authenticator from here

trying to cut NASAs budget in the middle of Artemis II, such a stupid fucking administration

Week 1: We won! Week 2: Please send help. Week 3: We won! Week 4: Why isn't anyone helping?! Week 5: Praise be to Allah

I love these goofy anti-education losers because they think you just rocked up with a chisel at 18 and someone said 'ok so do what you want, enjoy, cathedral there please'. The guilds and apprenticeships were hardcore. It was a degree, as we'd understand it, and highly

Mfs cantavam a música do Vasco na primária e agora mandam beatas para o chão no bairro alto, era guilhotinar

everybody wanna complain about oil dependency, aint nobody wanna work in power systems engineering!

The GDR is Rhodesia for commies

Who would win: País com quase 900 anos ou o conceito de Pfand?

first step: attempt to gut nasa second step: take credit for nasa's successes third step: attempt to gut nasa

Should we repeat the Jeune École’s mistake or should we repeat admiral Admiral Raeder’s mistake

Seguro a discursar sobre transparência no governo para combater a corrupção e a câmara corta para o Montenegro com um ar agoniado, eu amo-te régie da RTP