We can smell the Aries bout to start Ariesing!

Imagine calling yourself the master race and have to resort to erasing the achievements of minorities to make yourself feel better.

Turkey flight?

“erm ☝️🤓 deporting people to overseas torture camps is illegal ☝️🤓” girl they do not care if it’s legal we gotta move past this whole legal gotcha strategy

hey boss can i head out early i wanna go home to do some arts and crafts

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can you guys interact with this tweet if gal gadot/disney is the reason you didn’t watch this movie? i’m trying to win an argument

why is it so hard for Americans to understand that it is better for things to be good for more people

this is how God must feel when he sees us scrolling on our phones

My bachelorette was really one for the books 🤍👽✨

Meanwhile Joel Osteen lives like this

waterbnb, firebnb, and earthbnb

People are so weird. Bombarding Oliver and trying to get selfies. He clearly looks stressed and everyone’s trying to get a moment with him for their social media. He’s said before he’s an introvert. Give the guy space 🥴 #SailingWithPhoenix

how it feels to pronounce it as ih-rahn as a white guy

I love this. It’s pretty on point.

And I will be here for it

I am only 6 months younger than Zohran Mamdani and I’m 6 months older than Cardi B. Meanwhile I’m on Twitter and TikTok every day. What an interesting time to be a 1992 baby.