how everyone’s Spotify wrapped looks

She’s a 10 but she gets EXTREMELY irritable and hostile when she’s overstimulated. She is me.

if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i’ve ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like “omg i love this one” for two hours

imagine reducing a movie with the most heartbreaking/influential speech for women ever to a movie about “big boobs” like I’m so serious we need to find a way to reproduce without men

don't ignore the happy little onion and you will have the best year ever

Michael Cera-Ve

Demi Lovato singing 'Heart Attack' at an event for women with cardiovascular problems 💀💀GOOD BYE.

Okay but I actually do believe her cunty bob was a lifelong commitment

new album better be folklore but sluttier!!!!!!!! take me to the lakes where all the tortured poets went to fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😩😩😩😩😩

and the d is catching fire 🔥❤️

absolutely living for taylor's face after the "viva las vegas" incident

i remember last year i was really depressed for like 2 straight months and my friend would always send me the crab rangoons in their natural habitat gathered around the waterhole pic bc she knew it was the only thing that would cheer me up and it did

luke danes: “it’s no big deal” the no big deal in question:

been walking around my apartment dramatically singing “i take my whiskey neeeeat & my coffee black in my bed at 3😎😏” knowing full well i would never drink either of those beverages

shit’s temporary but this filter is forever 🖤 new hair who dis!

as a 4.7 magnitude earthquake hit manhattan i couldn't help but wonder...was my relationship with big structurally sound enough to withstand the impact?

You’d have to stop the world just to stop the feeling.. good luck bitch

For the people upset with college protests:

the entire plot of gilmore girls is just

NAP TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!