God save the King, and long may he reign

2000s music videos are what I envisage a fentanyl trip to be like

“Buy Empire Goods From Home and Overseas” - Empire Marketing Board (1927)

Suboptimal

JFK Cia ““leaks”” be like “███ █████ █████ ███ Head came clean off innit ███ ███ █████ ██ ████ ████ ███ ████ ███”

How I feel after winning £2 on a Spoons slot machine

318 years ago today, the Kingdoms of England and Scotland united to form one Kingdom of Great Britain under the Stuart Queen Anne - the first British monarch🇬🇧

The recent election win for Reform in Runcorn is unfortunate. Labour really needs to step up and become a party of the people again. It’s no surprise that Runcorn being in the top 3% most deprived areas in the UK led to this.

Happy VE Day guys 🇬🇧

I can’t help but feeling that the Met Gala is a bit “Let the eat cake” atm.

You are stupid mate

How did people in Eastern Europe in the 90s cope with their counties literally collapsing. Genuine question. Like how?

“What good has cooperation with Europe ever done for us?” Ehem:

My favourite prediction Metropolis made was that time would be metric

British Forces raise the Union Flag over the Falkland Islands after retaking them from Argentinian Forces (1982)

Is it like actually embedded in the programming that ads load first on Twitter

My garden: peaches grown outdoors in north Northumberland

Sat in a pub alone on Twitter life is peak #Lovinglife

Just drooled into my pint #imafuckingtroglodyte

4 day heatwave then rain on results day. I sense a dark evil brewing.