If happiness is returned in equal proportion to what you are give, then I'm only operating in third gear at the moment. Time to ramp it up!

Would an honest man use the word mendacity???

The wind in Melbourne has given me the perfect Mad Professor hairdo

I'm thinking, what would Warney do now???

I've discovered that lighting the stove and putting the match down on a tea towel is not a good idea!!!

I've also discovered that putting a tray of hot lasagne in a cold fridge will crack a glass baking tray!!!

Miss Singapore busted for stealing credit cards to buy lingerie. It's a sad society that doesn't subsidize such worthy purchases! Shame!

Life's not all beer and skittles! Especially when you have to front up to work the morning after!