Well that's unfortunate.

I still do not understand what I did with all my free time before children.

Just had a look at the schedule for the Harrogate Festivals Raworths Literary Festival and basically if you need me in October, you'll find me there. Incredible line-up. #Harrogate #literature #culture

I really hope this isn't accurate, otherwise the school run could be interesting.

I’ve been sitting on this news for a while. I love being an author but I feel it’s time for a change. So…I’ve decided to become a film star! It’s something I’ve wanted to do since being a little girl and I’m so excited for my new venture! I hope you all enjoy my new film 🙏

Best series of Friends/worst series of Friends? I'm going 2/6.

My son, who has recently been sleeping until after 6.30am for the first time in his life, has of course chosen today to get up an hour early. Clock change tonight is going to be a car crash. Still, it's been a while since I saw 4.43am, so that's something to look forward to.

I do love living in Harrogate but I've just seen an advert for a Christmas event lasting 45 minutes that would cost £57 for a family of four and you can bloody bet it'll sell out.

Just in case anyone has somehow missed this the first time around, this day-in-the-life by Gregg Wallace is absolutely essential reading.

Pre-7am sounds: Feliz Navidad and hoovering. The festive season has truly arrived.

I don't want to be *that* person, but I am, so here we are. It's BETWIXTMAS. It's taken from the word 'betwixt', meaning between. It has nothing to do with chocolate-covered biscuits. Sadly.

Learnt today that you can type any nonsense into Google followed by "meaning", and AI will assume you're searching a well-known human phrase and frantically come up with what it thinks it could mean.

There's plenty wrong in the world today, but I'm baffled by the idea you can look at it and conclude the things that need fixing are working from home and treating others equally.

Armed forces minister Luke Pollard doing a sterling job of pronouncing it "nucular" repeatedly on BBC Breakfast this morning.

They're just flying by to check Jarvis brought his Relish.

4-yr-old: *sings* Do-do-do-do-do do-do baby, do-do-do-do-doo-do do-do baby, do-do-do-do-do-do baby, oooooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Me: Are you singing Disco 2000?! She bloody was. We've since spent the morning dancing around to Pulp. My little 90s-kid self is so proud.

Further proof, if it were needed, that you can get away with anything if you're wearing hi-vis.