Staffer: Sir, good news. One of the F-15 pilots ejected safely and is on the ground. Calm and cool under pressure. Badass aura. A video taken by a thankful Kuwaiti civilian is going viral. Hegseth: Fuck yeah. What's his name? Staffer: Okay, so, here's the part you won't like...

So far we’ve heard 12 different primary reasons for the war, 7 different main objectives, and 5 different exit strategies.

Yes, only regimes that believe in Christian or Jewish prophetic delusions can possess nuclear weapons.

"You see we knew that if Iran thought we would attack them, they would attack us first. So what we've done is attack them before they could attack us on account of them thinking we would attack them. We call it pre-emptive retaliation."

Yes. This happened. We are the laughing stock of the world. #Melania #parody #unitednations #politicalsatire #politicalcomedy

“Israel does not target civilians.” It’s simply because Israel does not consider anyone who’s not an Israeli to be a civilian. Believe me. So let’s put it in another way: In Gaza, Israel has been mainly targeting children, first responders, aid workers, and aid seekers. Equally

I made a 4D god's eye replay of the Iran strikes using public OSINT data. When I turned on the orbital layer in worldview something jumped out. You can see satellite passes stack up over the strike zones in the hours before & after impact. Everyone was watching. Some of them

Bahrain on fire. Shiite majority rioting against the ruling regime. Again, did the administration even consider the instability risk to US allies with Shiite populations? It doesn’t seem that they did.

It's worth remembering that Hezbollah, Hamas, the IRGC -- none of these organizations existed 50 years ago. It's almost as if they were created in response to something, but I just can't quite put my finger on it.

From the country that bans books, abuses minorities, ignores science and can't work out percentages.

He should be a burning pillar of salt

Watching Forensics: The Real CSI last night it was totally scary how they were using AI-enhanced searches to effortlessly find and track an image likeness in hours of CCTV footage. Great for crime fighting perhaps, but the wider implications are awful.

Another Palaeolithic site has fallen through the planning & protection net & has been green-lit for development. 3 confirmed in 3 years, with 2 others I'm investigating. The failure to schedule Palaeolithic sites & erosion of planning protections are to blame. 🚨🦣🏺

Maybe they think they're already the IRGC

The US: We did it, sir. The people are taking to the streets and we’re on our way to regime change! Trump: Great. In Iran, right? The US: No… Bahrain….

Has anyone invented a super glue bottle that doesn't block itself?

Marco Rubio is out here saying Iranians "make decisions on the basis of theology" and their view of theology is "apocalyptic" meanwhile at the Pentagon they are telling soldiers that the war with Iran is necessary to hasten the return of Jesus Christ.

DOGE-spec ribbon

Quiet, piggy

Yes, but what did the Board of Peace say, huh?