My dog is such a wee dickhead man. I had the back door open for him so he could do the toilet n next thing I was like where the fuck has he went. Turns out he'd went a wee trip in to my oap neighbours gaff and was sitting chilling with him. My neighbour had given him a bone 🥺

Just seen a video of a burd saying if you pinch the top of your tit you can feel pain but if you pinch the under side of your tit you canny feel anything n am blown away by this fact. HOW?!

Hi, welcome to chillies.

That wid make ye seeeek

It is a rule that whenever I make pancakes Dexter gets his own little pancake too 🥹❤️🐾🥞

Give me a more accurate representation of a Wednesday 🥹

I fuckin love ma wain so much

For anyone who is a fellow connoisseur of maltesers you'll know exactly what I mean about the absolute joy when ye bite inty the perfect malteser. I'm talkin about the perfect crunch to crumble to chewy ratio. Sometimes ye get a wee sneaky one in there thats too hard or too chewy

Canny believe between ma lines i managed tae get aw 6 baws and just as an extra fuck ye the bonus as well 🤦🏻‍♀️

Dugs always choking to hear the goss

This is Benny. He fell asleep during his guide dog initiation photoshoot. 12/10 we still think he has what it takes

When everything reminds you of her 🥲

I am now officially trusted on the roads. Cruising the streets in my 07 plate papa mobile shaggin waggon. Hwfg 🚘🥳 first time babbbbyyyyy. 1 minor 👎

Double digit temperature in Scotland, 10 past 11 in the mornin, booze aisles are clearin oot swiftly n I can already smell the barbecues on the go. What a place 😂😂😂

Happy Easter from Dexter 🐶🐣🐰

Sunshine through my window... that's what you areeeeee 🐾💛💚🐾

Can't wait for him to have the shits. Loved it tho 🍦

Another year, another Strathaven Balloon Festival

Wains Halloween costume has arrived. I'm deed. Poor dug looks like he genuinely wants tae kill me. Hahahahaha