Imagine I complain I can't play tennis after I've eaten a banana because I have stitch and refuse to play for over an hour because I'm tired 😭 #wimbledon

You had Micah Richards grappling some geezer and all you took was a 2 second video? We used to be a country.

I've been serving a lifetime ban from playing Monopoly, but this week we bought a new set. I am now obsessed. How do I win??? Why am I so bad at it???

Fiance suggested I should bring in and captain Hudson-Odoi today in Sky Sports FF and I just went up 40,000 places. Cheers mate ⚽ #NFOBUR

Do you reckon Marvin ever says he's starvin'? #ImACeleb

I don't mind my taxpayer money compensating victims of the post office horizon scandal, but I really would like to see people at the Post Office who covered it up prosecuted #mrbatesvsthepostoffice

Warming up for the return of The Traitors tonight

Why can't @EdGambleComedy say 'Samurai' properly? 😂 #TraitorsUncloaked #Traitors

moment of silence for everyone who watched #gogglebox with their parents tonight

Massive thank you to the train guard on Avanti West Coast last night who got about 40/50 of us onto Trafnidiaeth Cymru Trenau Transport for Wales Rail so we didn't have to wait over an hour at Crewe to get to Chester. Also thank you SO MUCH Trafnidiaeth Cymru Trenau Transport for Wales Rail for holding your train. You don't know the difference it made! ❤️❤️❤️

More evidence of the BORE-Os #EURO2024 #eng

.East Midlands Railway (EMR) no time to catch my Trafnidiaeth Cymru Trenau Transport for Wales Rail to Chester at Manchester Oxford Road due to your delayed 11:44 service from Sheffield. Can I use my ticket on the NORTHERN 🚆 train from MCR please so I don't have to wait an hour? Ta!

Hey Avanti West Coast and Trafnidiaeth Cymru Trenau Transport for Wales Rail any chance of holding the Crewe to Chester train so people on the Glasgow train now stopping at Crewe can get on it please 😭😭

#euston at 14:30, all trains suspended. Directed to Marylebone to go via Birmingham. Couldn't get on as trains full. Back to Euston, got on a train moving north (after being told to KX but we didn't), and luckily it added a stop at Crewe and we made it to Chester at 8pm

The election of Donald Trump is a dark day for reproductive healthcare, the rights of refugees and the future of our planet. As we speak, people are being slaughtered in Gaza and Lebanon. Our demands on our governments have not changed: stop enabling genocide and end all arms

Dear Martin Lewis please could you help with the petition to get the speed limit lowered outside your old school following the fatality of a school pupil last week? It's 40mph and increasingly residential... change.org/p/wrexham-road… Thank you in advance

Why is everyone so mad at Kas saying the Harold Shipman thing? Jake literally said he saves lives by day and kills by night. Iconic Kas #traitor

Anna is truly wild, "they've been gunning for me from the start". No they haven't!?!? #traitorsuk