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Vance Daniels

@vdfever

Just a fella trying to keep on keepin on. Pirate, Man-Child about town and I do a little acting from time to time when they'll let me...

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If you’re the type of person who walks past a host stand, unattended or not, I dislike you based on that alone. You are not a good person at your core.

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I’m just a fella, sitting in a bar, listening to a younger-than- I couple on a date next to me debate Billy Madison vs Happy Gilmore the way I used to reference Caddyshack vs Meatballs (or Stripes, depending on my mood). The cycle continues. I feel all of my years.

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Update:They’ve moved on to referencing Metallica albums with the same reverence I usually reserve for The Beatles and Coltrane. We’ll see how this plays out but I have some thoughts. And as I type this they’re making out & he says “I’m married”. Me? I’m switching to Bud Heavy

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Holy hell. “I just guess I need to let some things go and stop being a perfectionist, even in bed” “I mean, I’m writing a drug movie but I’m not a drug guy and it’s not about drugs but it’s about the lead actress whose incredible, I hope that doesn’t intimidate you”

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Oh, sweet lord. Just went through my old blogspot post from a decade ago and I’m still bad at grammar but that was atrocious and I can’t figure out how to log in to adjust. Also, couple just put on “Who Let The Dogs Out”. Twice. They’ll probably have a kid. Good.

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Not sure who needs to hear this, but, there is no such thing as a boneless wing. Those are chicken nuggets. And that’s okay, just own it and drop your insecurities. In the meantime I’ll be over here in the corner with a pitcher of beer and real wings, you loser.

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Once again americanair has failed. Forced to check a carry-on bag before boarding a connector, despite me stowing it on the previous AA flight and explaining it had prescribed medicine. I was also not allowed to remove the medicine. Then, I board and see this. Cool.

Once again <a href="/AmericanAir/">americanair</a> has failed. Forced to check a carry-on bag before boarding a connector, despite me stowing it on the previous AA flight and explaining it had prescribed medicine. I was also not allowed to remove the medicine. Then, I board and see this. Cool.
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I need to be Jason Boune’d. Not to, like, speak multiple languages, disrupt a government, perform espionage, but mainly just to be a functional adult. Where do I sign up for that?

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How come no one blasting tunes from a usb speaker in public is ever playing Beethoven, or Coltrane, or Dylan, or Puccini, or Johnson? They also never be seem to be dressed for work? Or am I applying for the wrong jobs?

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If you use FaceTime in public not only can we not be friends but I’ve taken a picture and stolen a piece of your hair. It’s my understanding the dolls work best when the Voodoo Queen has those to work from