That. And a midday glass of bubbles.

Beautiful Japanese food at Beer Spot at Northcote! Their bookings are canceled from tomorrow because of Red. If you are in the area, check them out!

Okay guys. Thanks for not being dicks. My groceries were delivered in full. Some subs, but it’s FINE. To clarify, I did my usual shop. No panic buying here.

What is the deal with unschooling and antivaxxers? Genuine question.

Things I’d like to see from Govt. -Access to cheap masks -Support for hospitality, events, arts & others hard hit. -Outdoor dining laws. -Revenue for public transport; we’ve bled nearly $50m since Aug & it’s crucial we keep the system in tact. - More funds for bus driver pay.

nothing motivates me to go to the gym like knowing their business model is literally betting on me not going

Truly one of the best kids books.

Controversial take, but I find the hugging so awkward. You can tell if they REALLY don’t like the host with the hugs. And if they do like the host, then who do they hug first?! Who will feel left out? Sends me into a goddamn spin.

17 yr old daughter “What? They’re going to police our bodies right down to our facial expressions?” PS. She’ll be old enough to vote soon

Well, fuck.

When your kid makes a new friend at the playground, but you can see a thunderstorm rolling in… 😬 🌩

There is no one I have less in common with than the me who wrote my Facebook statuses circa 2008

Look, I just wanna know… what does America have against heated towel rails? What’s with these towel hooks?

“Hey Siri, what’s the temperature in Miami right now?”

I love this.

I’m not saying I regret eating the entire date scone, but… I regret eating the entire date scone. 🤢 Also, this gives me mad flashbacks to working with Ben Thomas who frequently shared this regret.

I never truly realised how much sleep (or lack thereof) impacts your workouts until I got my Apple Watch. Alcohol too, but sleep is massive for me.

Everyone’s talking a real big game on here at the moment. Don’t worry, I’ve got popcorn.

Taylor Swift and Olivia Rodrigo fulfill the very specific fantasy of getting to say exactly what you want to say to your ex after a breakup, exactly the way you want to say it, and then having the entire world take your side

“Do your research, it doesn’t end abortion, it just means states get to decide.” How many states already have trigger laws in place? 13.