The only thing dropping faster than your engagement rate is your motivation to post. #SocialMediaBurnout #MarketingLOL #ContentStruggles

Poppi went big, Olipop played it cool - two very different marketing moves, one major brand showdown. adweek.com/commerce/poppi… #InfluencerMarketing #BrandStrategy

SEO is just manifesting, but for websites. #SEOHumor #MarketingMagic #BusinessHumor

Ikea slid into DMs with "U up?" - and some woke up with a free mattress. adweek.com/creativity/ike… #LateNightMarketing #IkeaDMs

Optimism is posting once on social media and expecting to go viral. Reality is your mom being the only one who liked it. #SocialMediaStruggles #MarketingLOL #StartupReality

Marketing strategy in 2025: post a meme, cross fingers, call it “engagement.” #ContentMarketing #MarketingReality #StartupStruggles

“Running Facebook ads without a landing page is like handing out flyers in the ocean.” #MarketingFail #DigitalAds #StartupStruggles

Every client wants “authentic content” until you post something that sounds like a real human. #SocialMediaMarketing #BrandVoice #MarketingLOL

“Your brand voice isn’t ‘quirky’. It’s just confusing. Pick a personality and stick with it.” #BrandingMatters #MarketingTruths #ContentFail

Building a brand is just explaining the same thing 17 different ways until someone finally clicks the link. #BrandingTruths #MarketingHumor #DigitalStruggles

“Client: ‘Can we rank #1 for “shoes” by next week?’ Me: googles ‘how to fake a data report’” #SEOHumor #AgencyLife #ClientStruggles

SEO strategy: write a 2,000-word blog post that no one will read but Google might appreciate someday. #SEOHumor #ContentMarketing #StartupStruggles

“Why does every AI-generated ad look like it was made by someone who’s never seen the internet?” #AIMarketing #AdFails #MarketingLOL

Marketing is convincing people their life will change… because your SaaS tool has dark mode. #MarketingJokes #TechMarketing #StartupVibes

“Your funnel isn’t broken. You just ghosted your leads like a bad Tinder date.” #EmailMarketing #SalesTruths #CRMFail

Client: “We want to be the next Nike.” Budget: $200 and a Canva free trial. #MarketingReality #AgencyLife #BrandingHumor

“Marketing is saying ‘limited time only’ even though it’ll be back next Tuesday.” #MarketingLOL #ScarcityTactics #ConsumerTruth

Copywriting is just picking which version of “We care” sounds the least fake. #CopywritingLife #MarketingTruths #BrandVoice

"You don’t need more traffic. You need a website that doesn’t scare people away.” #CRO #DigitalStrategy #MarketingAdvice

“90% of influencer campaigns are just: ‘Hey guys, this changed my life’ with zero context.” #InfluencerMarketing #MarketingLOL #SponConTruths