. Vampire of All Souls Trilogy . Personal Assistant to @MrBMontclair . Meticulous, Anticipatory, Usually Tactful, Loyal. . You Don't See Mr. Montclair Til You Talk to Me. . Open to Canon and OC ADoW Characters . Ships with Chem. Gay. Sarcastic. Bottom. . DM's Open . RT please

// There is a prolonged headache. Therefore, bitchy banter is the order of the day. You've been warned.

*Carrying bottle* 'Milo, the Rothschild 1900, I'm feeling like ripping apart another corporation.'.. I'd like to see him get his own bloody wine for once, these stairs are harder on my knees than blowjobs.

What? You were warned, weren't you?

Then the cleaners, then retyping the speech from his new notes, 1st quarter new projections on wine sales, pressing shirts, hanging shirts, hanging the cleaning, getting ready for the meetings, and then loading everything and flying to Paris. Oh, joy. Jetlag.

"I serve at my Lord's will.", of course. But in all of this in my day and now he wants one of the nicest bottles I've curated from the darkest part of the damn cellar. I swear, 22,000 pounds a bottle, think I'd get a taste? Au countrare, my dears...not so much as a sniff of cork.

*Audibly gulps, then thinks-* (Goddamn his hearing!!) Coming, Sir! *Grabs the corkscrew and a glass*

(If I made 17 million pounds every time I took a proverbial piss, I could buy a Rothschild 1900, bloody tightarse!)

Lap dog??!!

Matthew..and a witch. I still don't understand it. Oh, I'm not judging, I just don't understand it.

(He's Diana's problem now...Huh, don't believe a word of it.)

Might be a good idea if you TRIED understanding them a bit more...Perhaps be a patron of the arts? Some daemons are doing exceptional things in the art world these days...

I'll get him to wear a paisley tie if it's my Final Death, I swear...

You'd think it was fire and decapitation, fuck's sake...

*Quietly smiling* Oh Sir, really.

Ah, a day off. Time for a nice sherry, and catching up on my binging. All that travel has my equilibrium ringing.

// Back Wednesday with Part 2 of How I Met Baldwin Montrose. Trust me, it's got a better ending than meeting Your Mother.

// I've missed a deadline- please bear with me, health issues once again preventing writing. Part 2 should be posted sometime this weekend. Thank you for your patience.

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