can’t wait to speedrun games with a nuralink (i’m gonna think about cheating and going faster)

Real Crazy Fights A McDonald staff beat a customer for jumping over the counter fightt

Congrats on the win Jake Paul do you get to keep his pension too?

“What’s your diet” bro im wearin rick I can’t afford food this month😭

I want my face buried in a chest thats my treasure right there

When a girl sends me video nudes and won’t let me save them, I draw every frame into a flipbook and sleep with it under my pillow

Pushups are now called “getting face fucked by the floor”

Pure hate when sumbdys talking to you when ur eating, full meal with a side of breath

Calling girls with huge tits sisyphus cuz they pushin them boulders around all day

This first world problem so bad i wanna go to the third world

Im at the last supper flirting with the waitress