"...slap my ass and hand me a banana, I'm pretty sure I just saw a /lion/. In downtown D.C. What the fuck happened at the zoo?" oh wait. He's on acid. That /probably/ wasn't real. Probably.

Maybe not. But he's very good at... /distracting/ Blows him a kiss.

TJ reiterates what he said, slowly this time. "/Slap/ my /ass.../" he slapped his own ass for emphasis, "...and hand me a /banana./" Not the weirdest thing he's said, by far.

"Oh, so you /heard/ me, you just elected to not slap my ass and hand me a banana." Well now he was just going to keep saying it. The reaction he was getting was /well/ worth it.

He quirks a brow at the other man, unbridled amusement dancing in his eyes. "I'm /always/ doing something wrong."

"Oh, that's /all/ you need? That won't be a problem." He was asking for less than an underbar ice bin held. That was /nothing./ "Sure, yeah, ice chewing." No. No he didn't know, but he'd blindly nod and act like he did.

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i’m clingy asf but i can also get distant real quick

"...oh. oh today is a /good/ day." eyeballs the fuck out of all the wet Wednesday photos.

Steam is water adjacent, right? So this can be his submission to the killer thirst trap known as wet Wednesday, right?

"...men have /no/ right being so hot." Silently thanks all gods in existence for making him gay.

...time to play a game. Is it the men or the cocaine that's making his heart beat too fast?

"... to deFEAT THE HUNS..."

He... he needs to go. Now. Before he sees another far too attractive man and it makes his heart literally explode. Takes a few zen breaths.

"I'm the hotter twin, right?"

Fuck it. #ThirstyThursday

Shifty eyes. Sneaks another #thirstythursday out.

"Happy Friday, everyone..."