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Feeling like MacGyver cuz I just shit uh rope.

What am I making tonight?

Is "probable spam" similar to Treet?

Sorry for the pink eye.

My butthole hurts..🥲 Thanks Five Guys

My cousin that's a nurse randomly started talking about STI's the other day at a family gathering. Me: "I love Subarus!"

And the sunvisor stays on during sex.

Hmm....named after Justin Trudeau?

I mean...it couldn't hurt.🤷🏻‍♂️

No...lol. Regardless of political affiliations, the other actors in those movies likely have their own perspectives as well. More of a Pesci guy anyway. Short kings!✊🏻

I've no objections to a career woman. Arrogant tho? Nah.

What?!😪

Asian superman!

Agreed. I turn it off everytime.

"C'mere! Let me show you sumpthin'!" Southern translation: Come see what you fucked up.

The new "Jesus Chicken".

How many spinoffs of Yellowstone are there now??

I'm all for women having confidence and everything, but "Queen" tattoos are cringe af.

Damn...two tornado warnings in one day?

All I wanted was a Pepsi..