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David Beckham doc is great. As I’m not a European, (physically too strong to be even if I wanted to) I didn’t realize how good Beckham was. Makes me want to go rough about on the pitch with the lads

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Advice from an old friend: "Whenever you're nervous about something, remember Never Nervous Pervis". Today, I pass that advice to you 🏀 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pervis_El…

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Top 3 motivational quotes from my HS football Coach from back in the day (2006) 1. “Drop your cocks & pull up your socks it’s time to play some ball!” 2. “My son could do this & he has down syndrome!” (he could & he does) 3. “They’re men, with tattoos! You’re boys, with tits!”

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Ordering a coffee in Miami takes 175% more time than anywhere else in the country. Service in the Northeast reigns supreme. Hand over the coffee and let’s move baby.

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If you're not partying and tossing all your tea in the garbage tonight 7PM-10PM EST you can no longer post about politics.

If you're not partying and tossing all your tea in the garbage tonight 7PM-10PM EST you can no longer post about politics.
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The first year of being a new Dad has many different stages. I’m currently in the “Prepping for an apocalypse” stage. I watched one video and 48 hours later I own 75 day’s worth of powdered milk and a hand crank radio.

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If you watch Good Morning America with your eyes closed it sounds like it’s written and performed by AI. Doesn’t help that Al Roker moves like an animatronic from Chuck e Cheese.

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If a neighbor in my building doesn’t return the silent "hello head nod", I take it as a personal offense and will challenge him to a duel