Follow up question: where are AZ bike meets? 🤣

Shamelessly swiping through tinder while stuffing my face and chugging a beer has become my favorite pass time.

Sometimes I wonder if I can do this job. My heart hurts. These are just kids, man.

Wild TikToks

I wanna go on a date

This might be the year that breaks me.

Oh my God people gotta "earn" their weight class now? Jesus christ have we gone soft 🤣 quit crying. And no, I'm not thin. Lol

Went in to get my gallbladder removed and they repaired a hernia while they were at it lol. So glad I don't have the squishy belly button anymore.

The server in me is happy that Arizona snowbirds have returned. The driver in me wishes they would go back to wherever they disappear to during summer 🫠

2023 has been one of the most painful years of my adult life. I just need a break 😔

my most feminist opinion is that mom should get as much leisure time as dad. sure, you can go golfing on saturday. she'll be going to brunch sunday for 5 hours 🤷🏻‍♀️

Doctor: What do you think might be causing your heart palpitations? Me: *sips iced coffee and thinks about how much longer until I can hit my vape while my knee has a siezure under the table* Not really sure honestly 😅😭

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I never understood the hype 😭

Love's the death of peace of mind.

I think my soul mate was my dog. And I don't think I'll ever see a day that losing him doesn't tear me up inside and out. Some days it hurts more than others. Rest easy, my boy. I really, really hope I get to see you again someday.

Love should be easy.

The way these metal band front men boss us around at concerts is about to make me fall in love 😭 "I want to hear you fucking scream" say less baby

You gotta let go, and feel the light.

I'm having a quarter life crisis and am debating completely changing my career path. I'm only 25 so like it should be okay? Idk 😭😭😭