Gemin1: "Playing with me is a bad idea, like Jimmy Savile Twister / Cos I'm a badboy leader of a gang: I'm Diddy Gary Glitter" #AP5X #PremierBattles

Gemin1: "You need some support; it's insanely tragic / This is indecent assault; I'm Dave Lee Travis / There's a gaping crack in your gameplan: Your hole's massive / Can you tell what it is yet? I'm Rolf Harris" #AP5X #PremierBattles

Bizzo: "I'm blessed with rhyme schemes; Think you're next in line? Please! Less than likely; What the fuck have you ever done for the Preston grime scene?" #AP5X #PremierBattles

Gemin1: "This is where your growth stops; Close shop, get off your soapbox; Sit in your glass house & throw rocks at Don't Flop; You're not even purple trainers: You're mauve socks" #AP5X #PremierBattles

The rapture starts. 7 trumpets blare & the righteous Christians ascend to heaven. The assembly murmurs, distracted by the horsemen, dragons, bowls of blood, and assorted signs of Revelation. Gemin1 quiets the crowd to freestyle #AP5X #PremierBattles

Gemin1: "Nah, shut up so you can specifically hear / That sound was just The Endtime for Bizzo's career" #AP5X #PremierBattles

There was an Andrew Tate reference today but i think Tate’s more of a general adult sex pest than a nonce. #progress

Word is someone shouted "put your cock and balls away or die in this street" #AP5X

The most passionate fans in the game 💦

It’s about time the UKBR scene produced its own penis enlargement products rather than relying on existing companies.

Two Chris Benoit references at the event today so far.

UKBRupdates *Beasley voice* Follow the innovators and never the imitators Smddack

Your mum is engaging in disparaging public discourse

Close enough, welcome back Micky Worthless

It’s quite funny that all the scam ads i get on this shitpiss app feature some guy who battled Unan once.

RIP to perennial UKBR reference Purple Aki