coldplay should now take down the video and re-upload it with a sideshow of hate tweets so the world can actually see the real india.

*woman gives birth after long painful hours in labour* meninist: now, imagine people's reaction if a man had done the same thing

surprise your partner this valentine's by telling them you have aids.

once hindus and muslims fight each other out, i hope jains take over and turn this country into the world's largest nudist colony.

i hope supreme court decriminalizes homosexuality so that kejriwal can publicly kiss modi and we can get rid of both of their followers

what if the SC actually decriminalizes homosexuality? without law on our side, we'd be down to just hating them as a society.

bit of quandary moment when i think of a muslim gay couple. guy can marry 4 times, other guy can marry 4 times too, where'll this ever stop?

everyday i feel lucky isis hasn't discovered they can also send in guys infected with incurable, contagious diseases over suicide bombers.

do waste time reading how one guy with a lot of money has a little more money than another guy with a lot of money x.com/mashable/statu…

*listens to a woman speak absolute nonsense for a full uninterrupted 20 mins* "alright. can i NOW see your breasts?"

may be, just saying, may be nature gave indians brown skin because our society is so much similar to shit.

survey reveals that a lot of men resort to pickup line "i am a feminist" so as to increase their chance at touching feminist parts of women.

that black woman who was paraded naked should feel lucky she wasn't white in which case she would have been raped.

sometimes i wish the earth wasn't round just so that airtel 4g girl could fucking fall off an edge of this planet with her garbage sim card

my review of snapdeal: ★★★★★ best app. delivers patriotism trophy to right wing in the least possible time. x.com/the_hindu/stat…

of course burqa is a sign of freedom... to people you've brainwashed into believing it is one since they were born.

an easier way to say "i masturbate thrice a day and will die alone" is "i love IPL and watch all its events"

I have tweeted like 6 jokes on twitter's algorithm feature but they didn't show up on your timelines.

see if you really wanna die, please die on a sunday. don't make people take a casual leave for you. try not to be that dead body.

wow approaching 20k followers! time to disclose the true purpose of this account. gonna soon reveal some dirty secrets of this government.