Newton, would you lend me your mind ?

dnt remember much...... Im broke as fuck and I have a hangover the size of the strippers tits #StillDontGiveaFuck it was a good night

broke my toe #yay

The percentage of Americans in the prison system prison system, has doubled since 1985 !

income tax...taking its time huh

Jenny: I bought my tickets for $80 and selling them for $70. And the $25 fee. What is 70-25? #UG: Lord bestow upon her 6th grade math.

could of swore i've just seen that mouse. my brains playing games with me. i reckon sleeping on the coach would be the best option?

Uh yeah !!! But I get paid by the hour , you have a salary !!!!!

OH a spammer suggested I invest in gold! BRB GOING TO DO THAT RIGHT NOW!

Is there a black friday deal on liquor?

4rm:

I'm thankful for everybody that deal with me when I'm not the best person I can be... I LOVE YALL! nbs.

like a weightless currency you words don't mean shit to me.

-pay my $1 toll fee so I know it's real-

Don't Take Your Guns To Town - Johnny Cash

So as I'm about to fall asleep, this beautiful young lady decides to text me.

Dear Santa cud I please get loads of kobo credit and new apple headphones. And please keep the receipt. Thanks dude! Ps. I left nobnobs.

Government interest must have had something to do with Libya..

Ed Reed and Ray Lewis love to compete. I envy #Ravens fans. #eagles #NFL

#WhenStuckInAnAirport if you have the option, hit the bar that employs 'cute' chicks - usually cute isn't an option,so settle for chicks.