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Down to minutes now... I rarely ever make a tweet, so you know this is special to me. I was there for the ride since the clock began at 365:00:00:00, and I'll be there when it hits 00:00:00:00. Thanks for everything y'all gave us this one year. #MementoMori #UnusAnnus

Excited for #InaugurationDay #Inauguration2021

Just saw the 21st Century insurance commercial, y'know, the one with the cute puppies? I SOOOOOO wanna cuddle wif de puppies, now! C:

There's just so much rain, It almost seems infinite, But it will soon leave.

Bored. Just bored. Meh... <(-___-v)

So today our resident Red Raider left for his sophomore year at Tech. Gawd I'm gonna miss my big bro! <(TT~TT)>

Once upon a time... The End.

I just realised that a quesadilla is just a Mexican grilled-cheese sandwich. #IDAddict

Still trying to find the episode that might have my grandma in it #PawnStars

I like goldfish. #GhostShark

Can't wait! #PlayRudy

Shark week!!!! #kingofsummer

I just realized: technically, there was a "Fix-It Felix" in the 007 film Diamonds are Forever (1971), 41 years BEFORE Wreck-It Ralph (2012).

Jesus: I wil multiply the bread & fish. Guy: That breaks the law of conservation of mass. J: tHaT bReaKs tHE laW oF cONseRvaTIoN oF mASs.

Haiku of today's stupidity: Heard the doorbell ring. Thought it was the new barstools. nOPE! Jehovah's peeps. *internal screaming about why our door has a damn window on it*

The fact that Easter this year falls on April Fool's Day shouldn't make it feel any different, tbh. I mean, it's already a celebration of that one time a magical bearded guy fooled everyone into thinking he would stay dead for good. So yeah, basically the same Easter as always.