Barely been in Hyde park for 2 weeks and the whiteness just starts to seep in. Found myself walking the streets holding a repurposed mason jar full of overnight oats, listening to M. Ward, wondering where it all went wrong.

Subletting a room for the month of January in a house with three straight white dudes in their mid twenties. All their pots and pans looked like they lived through WWII.

You guys ever turn on KUTX 98.9 in the morning on your way to work, but you don’t hear anything so you keep turning it up only to get your ears blasted, because you’re in the middle of a John Aielli dead air moment while he tries to figure out how to play the next song?

I wanted to post the side by side 2006/2019 pics, but I’m afraid it’ll be like that episode of the office where Dwight imitates Jim.

Sup 51st and the highway. Some of y’all have never used a roundabout and it shows.

While watching Greta Van Fleet on SNL on mute (thank gawd), my friend Thomas says,” Who made them?”

My girlfriend, glitterjorts, love of my life just said,” I don’t know, I think I could be pushed to vindictively poop in someone’s bed.”

I’m trying to do something that scares me everyday. Yesterday I ate at wok n express for the first time, and today I went ice skating while surrounded by a bunch a deathwish having preteens. So, yeah, I’m doing preeetty good.

Just discovered you can get in a lil bit of trouble at a Japanese stationary store. All these 20 dollar pens and shit.

Sometimes the bank greeter dude will press a button and automatically open the door when I’m walking out of the bank. It’s a nice gesture. But now I’m unreasonably hurt when it doesn’t happen. I turn back and psychically shout with my eye contact,” WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME?!?!”

The washing machine at my sublet has zero chill. Every time I wash clothes, it sounds like the washer is beating some ass and throwing them down the stairs and shit.

I get in my car like everybody else, through the passenger side door and filled with shame

You know what we’re going to do tomorrow? Same thing we do every week. Fight for: ✅ Living wages & unions ✅ A humane border ✅ Healthcare + edu as rights ✅ Loosening the grip of corp lobbyists on our democracy They can stay busy defending racism. We’ve got things to do.

Twitter is mean y’all

Whoa, thank you so much to nixie mag for this beautiful write up ❤️

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