ive literally been laughing for an hour now

Tried a MacBook Air M1 for traveling. Lots to love. Flaky WiFi was a deal breaker though. Support: "Just disable the 80Mhz 5Ghz WiFi channel" Me: Uh, ohh.. kay....🙄 🌔🌓🌒 "Great thanks, I'd like a wet cap, a bagel, and the 40Mhz WiFi channel please." 🙃

This has thrown me into an existential crisis. WHY DO WE TORTURE OURSELVES LIKE THIS?!

daddy doublelegs next? :-o

"Tabs!"->-> "Spaces!"... "Tabs!"->->-> "Ssssppaces!"........! 😆

Mansplaining whatis wrapper 😸

Apartment searching feels like: "So, why again is this studio $2000 a month?" "Well, for every $1000 you spend, we donate one sock to a homeless person of your choosing." 🙄

Latest T-Mobile breach got me to make "Has my SSN been pwned": hasmySSNbeenpwned.com Inspired by Troy's Have I Been Pwned of course, but my data set is /much/ smaller. 😉 Hope it helps someone.

Dear dev teams: If you are not Amazon, please don't try to architect your apps as if though you need to support that type of scale. Keep your architecture simple. Trust me. The maintenance burden alone will crush you. Time wasted solving problems you don't have hurts your users.

Without further ado, the definitive list of clichés that grate in 2022: 1. Without further ado

"exit⏎" Context: SMS chat. Diagnosis: Too much console. #outofcontextdev

Writing tests is like flossing. We all know it's good for us, most people lie about how often they do it, and the people that really do love it never shut up about it.

PSA: Friends don't let friends choose cliché shield🛡 icons "But it's a ___ app" ..glucose monitor.. ..doggie daycare.. ..UFO spotter.. ..banking.. ..firewall.. ..?.. No, no, no, no, still no, definitely no.

This is so true 🤣

DevOps engineer explaining why we need to use Kubernetes x.com/BornAKang/stat…

It was a long road. Finally launched.

Woohoo! :)

Wow, this is so cool! Ty Walls created a tool to convert Aegis (Android) OTP data to Raivo (iOS), and vice versa. 🤘 github.com/tygerbytes/Otp…

"Getting Unstuck." Great talk by Joel Clermont 🙌 8 key principles illustrated with fun war stories. One that still gets me: "Read the *whole* error message" youtube.com/watch?v=23McCP…