it's important to have both a normal portfolio website and an evil portfolio website

if i put up a poster on the street, am i the poster or is the poster the poster

if you’re arguing with someone and you’re both using AI to write your responses it’s kinda like a pokemon battle

is this real?? the link goes to a notion page too...

a beautiful woman like me should never have to defile her hands with the filth of turbot*x

people are putting ads in their house??

i just schemed too close to the sun and got banned from zillow

Is San Francisco real

I need everyone to check out this link ASAP this is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever read tinyurl.com/join-polycule

rosey🌹 seems like "Greg" was the defector

applying for jobs in this economy is hell

nothing sparks more joy than being invited on a random side quest like yes i'd love to learn yo-yoing from someone who does it competitively, or make muppets in a church, or attend a mystery dinner from an unknown number, I love to learn from all you little freaks

i made The Norman Polycule up >:) behind-the-scenes, highlights from the 2,000+ applicants, etc, here: rawandferal.com/norman-polycule

idk what to do with all these remaining flyers since it went viral within the first 10 I put up

The girl behind the "Seeking New Polycule Member" flyers is also one of the creators of the "fake" NY steakhouse that had top (fake) reviews and attracted over a hundred diners for one night they were open. The story is absolutely great and you should follow her (Danielle (𝓇𝒶𝓌 & 𝒻𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓁))

the most desirable position in a polycule's “conga line” is #4, in case you were wondering

no i made it up for fun. if you don't follow me, you will probably get tricked again so better to be safe

fuck it, shitposting on linkedin

when i was a kid getting sent to the principal’s office every day, i had to learn that “not all attention is good attention.” now that i’m an adult, i’ve learned that’s not true at all.

last week i tricked 3 million people into believing in an evil fake polycule for fun, this week my sidequesting app got so many downloads it temporarily crashed the confirmation code system. work hard, play hard.