Maybe identity thieves should just try being themselves once in a while.

Bitch, please! Charming is my middle fuckin' name.

My legs are so white ghosts are all, "Dude!"

Look away. I'm an attention whore.

I gonna have to ask you for the hoodie.

When I was your age I was afraid to take Tylenol. So I can't even imagine what owning a Blu-ray player would be like.

If they were laughing with me we'd all be having a good time right now. So I'm thinking this isn't that.

Everything I do. (I do it for glue.)_ Glue sniffing Bryan Adams.

Well if everyone jumped off of a bridge I probably would. Do you think I'd wanna be the only one NOT to jump off of a bridge, stupid?

Jeffry is the ghost of the little boy who lives up in the attic. Jeffry doesn't like you. Jeffry says you smell like poop.

Wipes tear and blows nose. That Lionel Richie wrote some good songs.

Kids these days. It's all Instagram and Maroon 5 to them.

Yo, Thanos is a straight up dick.

You're the smartest person I know but then again I only know like 3 people and they're all imaginary, so..

I don't know how the fuck I survived 2020 but yet here I am.

Star Wars? Never heard of it. What is that, some kind of a movie or somethin'?

Do I "NEED" 20 cars? Of coarse not. Do I brag about having 20 cars even though I don't have A car? I absolutely do.

Bob Marley is the king.

Prince Philip died. I really liked him in The Fresh Prince of Bel air. Wait, not the same guy? Huh! Well ok then.