she’s got a ticket to ride, she’s got a ticket to ri-i-ide…

we're play acting lord of the rings and i broke character for a sec with mal
riley (frodo): no sam dont kiss smeagol

justgirlythings got married 😭🏳️‍🌈

They found the only male Kennedy who wouldn't cheat on his wife lmao

Dug my project car out for the first time in 2 years

does any other human being remember the girl on tumblr who said she was hitler in a past life and she used this video as evidence of her stimming as hitler

not to be a mean girl or anything but the new canadian army logo looks like a moose taking the world’s biggest dump

LMFAOKFJDKFBDKXNND

Can you watch him while I go smoke?

Me telling Riley about how our family used to share one phone without a screen (just buttons) and it was connected to the wall

I know I got brain rot cuz I ordered a clothesline pulley to replace our broken one then 2 days later ordered another clothesline pulley

its midnight and the workers threw in a delissio pizza for the crew

Ew at the gym doing my exercises in my work pants and belt 😔

accidentally went to the grocery store during sensory hours and it was a much better experience. lights=dimmed, beeping sounds=silenced, ppl=whispering

i'd kick him in the nutz tbh

Floam commercial (2003)

do ppl actually ask this

doing that weird jojo siwa stomp dance when my boss tells me i can’t have my birthday off

First responder. 🥊

dummy triceps