Hold up. This needs further testing, but I might actually be insufferable to be around. That would explain a lot

I love all my frens! I want more frens! I want all the frens in the world! GIMME MORE FRENS!

You guys take care of politics for me from now on, ok? I'll be busy making FRIENDS and baking COOKIES

Why am I rate limited? What was my crime? Liking too many of my frens' cute and funny tweets?

Calling all oomfs to recommend to me their favorite song. I need to drown out the voices

1 like and I'll buy another book I'll probably never read

Friday evenings are so ass bro wtf

Being a wordcel in STEM is such a tragic fate. Why did I do this to myself?

I can't believe how easy I am to emotionally manipulate. It's tragic, really

I'll start kidnapping my oomfs just so we can hang out and play PS2 games

I need to be put down like a rabid dog tbqh

Kinda want X-ray vision. Not to see through anything, but just to stare at people until they get radiation poisoning tee hee

You guys don't understand. I post cringe for survival. If I stop, I am FINISHED!!!

We love our slop, don't we folks?

I might be sick in le head. Will try to open it up with le rock

Psychotically bookmarking stuff to use as art references but never actually drawing anything award

Fellas, is it cringe to go to concerts alone? Asking for a friend (me)