[he's pacing around...]

sometimes i do miss properly prosecuting because i could just say "nuh-uh" and the judge would listen.

...would it baffle anybody to admit that i did forget.

i remember mia told me that on halloween, and during the days leading up to it, the border between the worlds of the dead and the living is blurred and fragile. this means that ghosts are at their strongest. but i don't think she mentioned anything about people becoming birds...

what if we can only give him a birdseed cake for his birthday

contrary to popular portrayal, coughing up blood is NOT hot. it is actually very miserable. i am miserable.

it's the scariest time of the year.

bean waited until i drank all of the coffee before she knocked my mug off of the desk.

WILSON.

the ugliest mug i own is a steel samurai novelty mug that appeared with the other mugs one day. i do not remember buying it.

mug's haunted.

insomnia isn't so bad if you already detest sleep.

if anybody needs us (please don't) maya and i are rewatching steel samurai and breaking bad all day

taxes are done. i never want to see a number again in my life.

by the way i'm transgender how do you turn this shit off

every red pen i receive is promptly deposited into the garbage or onto edgeworth's desk when i'm at the office.

// OK i didnt officially end this so we'll be doing that NOW. ongoing threads in this verse can still continue though. enjoy the profile update 🔥

nothing beats a siphon brewer. nothing.