it’s actually what I looked like coming out of barbie in my barbie outfit

say what you will about swifties but the BTS army is unmatched. I just had to listen to my obgyn plug jung kook’s new solo album while taking out my iud

Cambridge sun, Berkeley rising, Burlington moon

When your card declines at therapy so they bring out your mom eating a handful of almonds saying “I’m stuffed!”

J6th as if it were a cool new K-pop group

Close enough, welcome back ruth bader ginsburg

she slop on my trough til I oink

me in 2010 using every cent of my itunes gift card money to purchase that week’s glee cast album

Why does Adam Sandler sound like he’s doing an Adam Sandler impression

wrong. la la land/moonlight best picture fiasco

all this hype and all Apple could do was come out with an iPhone that’s been on Ozempic?

Tried to pay for my sweetgreen with cash and they pointed a gun at me

*opens hinge* *immediately closes hinge*

I can’t unsee it