Hawke Drama > Trevelyan drama.

"It's just true. Ever since the mass majority of my relatives vanished, the Hawke's have become more dysfunctional."

"Clearly you have never been to a Trevelyan ball..."

"Well they start out as so, but then give the champagne time to set in and nugs are more civilized."

"A Hawke in drag..."

He tosses Garrett a pair of heels.

Immediately switches to Seeker mode. "Cannibalism is illegal." Writes up a ticket and a court hearing appeal.

"Not until my mother arrives that is."

Polishes his own flaming sword.

You heard her Garrett! Work it!

"She did, by the way." From the mouth of future boy.

"Stan indeed. Right hook him into a backflip."

"Arrive by the date or else a warrant for your arrest. This is just a formality, but you do need to pay your fine and appeal to the Inquisitor. Beats those Orlesians at least." He had to do his job.

//Replies and DMs will be coming shortly. In the meantime, I'm gonna get some sleep. Note I shall also take a few hours off of Seeker Anthony Trevelyan and Draegis Lancaster

"I sense a disturbance in the Fade...as if a thousand Varric's fled upon the wrath of mother."

If you want a tiny little cheese farmer, take it!

There is no escape from the Law. "Have a good day, Lady Hawke." Heads off as quickly as he returned.