they should send the Epstein list to everyone's phones like that U2 album

tgtg.onelink.me/OGjG/4a5w2awm Help stop food waste get a too good to go bag! 🙂

Adidas got a decent foothold

So Aldi Stores UK sold me out of date chicken and I ate it before realising…day 2 of 🤮 and 💩 later i’m logging back on to Sainsbury’s 😂 Saving a few quid isn’t worth your health folks!

It’s…..XMAS DECORATION TIME! 🎅

HIS NAME IS JIHAD?! Is that why a 60yr old was arrested too? For calling their fucking kid JIHAD…Man just start the rapture!!

Stop pronouncing “Maduro” and “Caracas” in a heavy wannabe Spanish accent unless you’re actually speaking in Spanish you pretentious twats

OK, WHO DID THIS???🤣🤣🤣

How do I explain to my normie friends that I can’t go to bed tonight cause I feel like I’m gonna miss the takeover of Greenland

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Imagine being the host at that Beckham wedding and saying ‘the most beautiful woman in the room’ and then not saying the bride…I’d be absolutely raging if it was my wedding too!

Does the Curling ever end?! Pretty sure it started before the opening ceremony too

inventor of shredded wheat cereal: fffuuuck i wish i could just eat a basket

Ffs the council doing roadworks outside my window when im trying to monitor the situation of WW3 is annoying…lads!! General Caine is speaking goget a Greggs or something…

Wasted all damn day waiting in for a parcel as Amazon “customer service” assured me it was being delivered today and “not to worry”. So they lied. Now I’ve wasted a whole damn Friday. Actual rage 🫠

Got a ‘grab bag’ of Doritos instead of one of the massive bags. 12 Doritos…that’s how many it contained. And some dust…we used to be a proper country 😂

These Morrisons Easter giveaways are ace but doing absolutely nothing for my diet 🤣

Got confused with the bank holiday thought it was Sunday when I started making these beauties…🤣 decided I’m going on a roast dinner bender. 3 days of Yorkshire puddings. Gonna bathe in gravy. Glorious.

Chocolate genuinely does taste shit now doesn’t it? I’m eating this Easter egg out of spite cos I paid money for it 🍫