Yet more hypocrisy from Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. You can hear Ben's socks crunch every time he takes a step.

Thinking of starting a new party: The Meatgrinder party. The manifesto only has one item which is that the entire population of the country will walk into a meatgrinder and fucking die. I reckon it could get a majority.

That meme was based, as in it is what my entire ideology will now be based on for this afternoon.

*pointing at the vote boaby, a tear in my eye* THIS is what democracy looks like!

The election hasn't been called yet because Biden's campaign is still writing a "Joe Mama" joke for the announcement.

The Kraken is a gay black guy and Obama did nothing for it

INJECT ME WITH PURE BRITANNIUM