it's crazy how much easier working 11 hours is compared to 12

sometimes I gotta do yoga in shorts to stop hating my legs for a little bit

cta shouldn't be allowed to re rout the bus without posting a sign and now they're now on this dumb app to hear my complaints

still thinking about my boomer patient who threatened to go on Facebook live because he didn't get his dinner tray. Love him

having a boomer parent is not for the weak

Careful, that's a load-bearing delusion.

my patient told my coworkers that I showed her my vagina 💀😭 why would she lie like that

love is going to pick up Facebook marketplace purchases at the drop of a hat

what is a "normal" person like?

I'm starting to forget what life was like before this rash

buying stuff for myself is so annoying, I wish I could just have a registry

thinking about the girl who told me she has long covid because she has a chronic cough but then stepped outside to have a cigarette

overdrew my bank account on touch tunes

what is going on? I got cussed out by two patients tonight 😭

I have to clean my ears out regularly, what did people do in the past? like they just became deaf?

2025 is the year of the cougar

my nail tech told me I have beautiful white hands

men love to neg a nurse

😭🥹😍

my Gen z coworker didn't know what a sanitary napkin was