I think the more interesting question is how the hell did these companies get so far?

I think Future Twitter could well be a commercial success. Endless grind and toxicity has never been a barrier for capitalism.

Story to be updated soon with more: Am hearing that several “critical” infra engineering teams at Twitter have completely resigned. “You cannot run Twitter without this team,” one current engineer tells me of one such group. Also, Twitter has shut off badge access to its offices.

Absolutely not exporting an archive.

I've now upgraded the Twitter Plan to 9-dimensional chess level. You just can't possibly understand.

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS #TwitterHQ #RIPTwitter

The clone of twitter I built in a weekend doesn't need half a million servers, maybe that's the problem right there? iamverysmart

I was fired from Twitter this morning because during a code review, I had a procedure called "upDo.g" and when Elon asked me "what's upDo.g?" I said "nothing much, what's up with you." He walked away and then my badge stopped working & security escorted me out of the building.

As a very senior experienced coder, I code at 1 saliency per 7 lines of code, well above industry standards.

Disappointed to discover I can still log in.

I just heard the term "thought partner" in a meeting in case you were wondering how Wednesday was going.

Moved to hachyderm.io/@tobyhede

Weeks later I am still occasionally laughing at "There can be only Waddell", Gareth Reynolds

How is EventBridge Pipes different to EventBridge original recipe?

What the hell is going on?