Brewers are run differential merchants. They only win because they score more than their opponents.

with the benefit of hindsight, two months after a deltarune chapter release probably was the worst possible time to produce an mmo google-maps-based pixel editor.

"Gimme a Homestuck with extra animation!" "Extra animation." "But hold the War-in-Peace-length pesterlogs!" "Hold the pesterlogs?" "And hold the obscure pop culture references!" "Hold the pop- ay Hussie, gimme a Homestuck with NUTHIN'."

I think Silksong is a pretty cool girl. Seh kills bugs and doesn't afraid of anything.

Sidewalk chicane

"Have you ever thought about a world where everything is exactly the same... Except you don't exist? Everything functions perfectly without you... Ha, ha... That Situation would be Crazy."

ryan's had the tastiest sponsors lately

Any man's hunger diminishes me, For I am involved in mankind; And therefore, never send to know for whom Taco Bell tolls: It tolls for thee.

"hmm, yes, the ship would be entirely different if it was written to be entirely different"

i never even considered dora the explorer could have a surname. maybe i'm a bad person.

my unconventional but otherwise completely serious pick is mary poppins (1964)

i drew frieren looking up

IMO this only makes sense if the Mets are also trading McNeil and/or Baty in a separate offseason deal. Semien is good but 2B is kinda logjammed.

in other mlb offseason news, cohen makes a critical offseason acquisition:

completely tangential but i haven't heard about cam newton in a good while, when did he start dressing like the onceler

CONGLATURATION ! ! ! YOU HAVE COMPLETED A GREAT YEAR . AND PROOVED THE JUSTICE OF OUR CULTURE . NOW GO AND REST OUR HEROES !

DUGGA DOO MY BELOVED 🧡

two things can be true: - maduro fucking sucks - venezuela and its people have every right to defend themselves from american imperialist aggression

I have no idea why – and indeed all evidence I've seen so far had been to the contrary – but I can't shake the feeling that 2026 is going to be An Really Good Year™️.